Question 1. What's your ideal fighting style?

I fight with whatever I can find. If I can, I'll try to improvise a weapon, but I'm willing to fight with my hands if I need to.

I am trained in a specific martial arts and would use that if I ever were in a fight.

I try to get the high ground by any means necessary.

I initially surrender to let my opponent think they've won. Later, though, I'm getting my revenge.

I try to get my opponent on the ground. I'm best at grappling and like to use that to my advantage.

I'm all about hitting hard. I want to do as much damage as I possibly can in one hit.

It's all about getting under their skin and unnerving them. If you can scare your opponent, you can win even if you might actually be weaker than them.

I make sure they can never hit me. It barely matters how well I battle if they can't even land a hit on me.

I take a defensive strategy. If I can tank a lot of hits before I go down, I have a better chance at winning.

I go for fierceness, not endurance. I come at them with 150% effort, but if I can't take them out pretty quickly then I'm screwed as soon as I run out of energy.

I'm pretty adaptable and will adjust my fighting style according to the situation.

I try to get them into difficult terrain. Most people will struggle and stumble, but not me.

If you can render your opponent immobile, you have the power to do virtually whatever you want.

I'm not one to fight with my body. In an ideal world, I'm using my own innate abilities and powers to fight.

I'm coldhearted in a fight. I battle ruthlessly and refuse to surrender.

I have almost superhuman innate powers, and have had these powers for almost my entire life. A fight has never been a worry of mine. I can easily overpower any enemy.

I fight dirty. I'll do anything to get ahead of my opponent, even resorting to underhanded tactics if I need to.

I'm fucking hexing them. Sure, today I'm getting beat up because I can't defend myself. But the rest of this loser's life is about to be a string of never-ending unfortunate events.

I'm a well-rounded fighter who's trained in many different combat styles. I'll choose my fighting style based on what I think suits the occasion.

I'm going to wrap myself around their legs and start biting them. I panicked and it's the only thing I could think to do.

Question 2. Your friend gets you a gift that you absolutely hate. How do you react?

I smile and thank them. It's the thought that matters, and it makes me happy to know they saw this and thought of me.

I don't make a fuss, but I do return the gift to them. I thank them for the thought but inform them that it's not to my taste. Honesty is key.

I never bring it up again. If I can avoid the topic completely, I never have to admit that I didn't like the gift.

I give them a piece of my mind. It's frankly insulting that they don't even know me well enough to get me a decent gift.

I thank them, but as soon as they're gone I toss the gift. I'm not going to be rude, but I'm not going to keep something I don't want just because it was a gift.

I give them the cold shoulder. I feel like a stranger to them, knowing they can't even get me a fitting gift.

I thank them, but I make an effort to start pointing out things I want to them so that they can get the message and get me a better gift in the future.

I stop talking to them. Serves them right for being a bad friend.

I get defensive and upset. Do you even know me? Where did we go wrong?

I get furious with them. I'd rather no gift at all than a bad gift, and I let them know not to waste my time with this crap again.

I keep cool and tell them the gift is great. A little white lie never hurt anybody.

I keep the gift and proudly display it in my home. I may not love it now, but I will come to love it soon because of the positive associations I have to it.

I pretend to like it, and I'm probably a bit too dramatic about it. They might be able to tell I'm lying, though that wasn't necessarily my intention.

I graciously accept the gift, but going forward I will be subtly and subliminally influencing them so that they feel compelled to get me a better gift. And the best part? They'll think it was all their idea.

I'd huff angrily and turn away from them. I won't say what I'm thinking, but they'll get the message.

Getting me a bad gift is disrespectful to my honor. I will accept the gift because it's the right thing to do, but I will keep this person at an arm's length after this.

I will viciously rip into them and do my best to hurt their feelings just as they've hurt mine.

I will pretend to love the gift and be so sweet about it to their face. I will keep the gift, but it's probably going into a box in my closet.

I will accept the gift happily. Next time my birthday or Christmas rolls around, I will politely send them a list of gifts they can choose from to buy for me.

I'm going to try to pretend to like it, but it's going to be really obvious that I don't like it. It's not intentional; I'm just a terrible actor.

Question 3. What's your favorite genre of music?

I listen to whatever's on the radio.

I listen to classic rock.

I listen to orchestral music.

I listen to local punk bands.

I listen to jazz.

I listen to hard rock.

I listen to experimental music.

I listen to underground avant-garde artists.

I listen to dubstep.

I listen to breakcore.

I listen to vaporwave.

I listen to folk.

I listen to EDM.

I listen to specific soothing frequencies.

I listen to lo-fi.

I listen to video game soundtracks.

I listen to punk-rock.

I listen to synth-pop.

I listen to everything. And I mean everything.

I listen to vocal synth music.

Question 4. What does your ideal friend hangout look like?

We catch up over a cup of coffee. Simple and effective.

Playing sports with my friends. Nothing like a good game of tennis between friends.

I like to travel with my friends. Checking out new places is our go-to hangout plan.

I don't really like to hang out with my friends. I prefer to do things by myself.

I love hiking with my friends. Let's explore nature together!

Any sort of physical activity with my friends is preferred. I live a very active lifestyle and don't like to lounge around.

I like to explore weird places with my friends.

I explore abandoned places with my friends.

I like to run errands with my friends. Let's get stuff done... together.

Trying new things with my friends. Bonus points if we're trying something scary, like skydiving.

I love going to the beach with my friends.

A picnic out in nature with my friends sounds wonderful right about now.

I love seeing the latest movies in theaters with my friends.

A whole afternoon of talking to each other and riffing off of each other is my dream.

I love roller skating and/or ice skating with my friends.

I go on adventures with my friends. The grander, the better.

I get up to no good with my friends.

I have a lot of shared hobbies with my friends, so we like to get together to parallel play with our creative projects.

I don't care what we're doing, as long as I'm with my friends.

I like to stay in and watch videos with my friends. Nothing like some junk food and a TV binge between friends.

Question 5. What weather do you prefer?

I like when the weather is pretty fair. Not too hot, not too cold. Maybe toss in a light breeze.

Cold weather keeps me keen and on my toes.

I like when it's windy.

I like when it's dark and stormy - bonus points if there's thunder and lightning.

I like when it rained the day before, and it's no longer raining but the air still smells of petrichor and the ground is still damp.

I like when it's sunny and warm out.

I like when it's warm and dry.

I like when the weather is so perfect that it feels neither warm nor cool. Perfectly room temperature.

I like when it's warm, but not too hot.

I like when it's crazy hot outside!

I like when it's nice and cool, especially foggy mornings.

I like when there's some clouds in the sky, but the sun still shines through. Partly cloudy is where it's at.

I like thunderstorms. Rain is enjoyed but not required.

I can adapt to any weather and don't really have a preference.

I love snowy weather. The colder, the better!

I can tolerate anything but the cold.

I like when the clouds are so thick and dark that sunlight barely gets through them.

I like when it's sunny but a bit chilly out.

I can find something I enjoy about basically any weather condition.

I like when it's storming out - doesn't matter what kind of storm it is.

Question 6. You realize that you totally forgot to wish your friend a happy birthday! How do you recover from this?

Wish them a happy belated birthday and apologize for not reaching out on the actual day.

Wish them a happy belated birthday and leave it at that. I trust they will understand that me reaching out, even if it's late, shows that I care.

I never wish them a happy birthday at all and hope they didn't take offense.

I don't wish them a happy birthday, and if they bring it up I get a bit agitated being reminded of my mistake.

I stay calm and don't let myself overthink this. I wish them a happy belated birthday and might throw in a bit about how busy I was for something as important as this to slip my mind.

I wish them a happy belated birthday, but I don't respond if they're upset I forgot to wish them well sooner.

I totally freak out. They're gonna hate me now, I know it. This is going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

I say nothing. I doubt they'll even realize I never said anything.

I wish them a happy birthday, but I'm not going to apologize. It was an honest mistake and I don't see the problem in wishing them a late happy birthday.

I get angry if they acknowledge my mistake. It hurts my feelings and I don't want to admit I messed up.

I write them a paragraph apologizing for my mistake and acknowledging how important they are to me. I might even get them a nicer gift to make up for my mistake.

I wouldn't miss my friend's birthday - I have everyone's birthday logged in my calendar. I get reminded day-of to wish them happy birthday.

I would feel so bad that I would arrange a surprise party for them. I need to make sure they know how important they are to me.

I wouldn't miss my friend's birthday - I have everyone's birthday's memorized.

I wouldn't apologize, but I would quietly wish them a happy birthday and give them a birthday card with a nice gift card in it.

If I were to forget my friend's birthday I would have dishonored the bond we have forged. It would be one of the greatest blunders of my life and I would have to go to great lengths to make up for the fact that I forgot something so important.

I don't think birthdays are that important to begin with. So what if I forgot to wish them happy birthday? That's not something that should bother them.

The guilt would crush me. I think I would have to beg for forgiveness from my friend, even if it's not that big of a deal to them.

I don't have that many friends, so it's really not hard to keep track of their birthdays. I can't imagine myself forgetting one.

I would get them a unique, thoughtful, and personalized gift to make up for my mistake.

Question 7. How often do you lie?

I make the occasional white lie, but I don't lie about important things.

I don't lie. I am an honest and blunt person who values the truth.

I lie to get out of uncomfortable situations.

I lie for my own benefit.

I lie to save the feelings of those I care about.

I do not lie. It goes against my principles.

I lie when I'm scared as a defense mechanism.

I lie to get out of doing things I don't want to do.

I don't lie, because confrontation is a natural part of any healthy relationship.

I lie about my opinions to ragebait people, but that's it.

I don't lie often, but I'm a good liar when I so choose.

Even if I wanted to lie, I'm terrible at it. People figure me out immediately.

I lie for fun sometimes, but never about anything important.

I have no reason to lie. I know how to tell the truth in a way that still gets me what I want.

I lie all the time, but usually only about small stuff.

I don't lie - I am above that as a person.

I lie all the time for my benefit. It doesn't matter how big or small the lie.

Lying makes me feel gross inside, so I try to avoid it.

I don't like lying, but I'm willing to do it. I'm decent enough at lying to get away with it most of the time.

I'm a terrible liar, and I hate lying anyways. There's literally no benefit to it for me.

Question 8. What's your favorite dessert?

I like to keep it simple - something like a nice French vanilla ice cream will make me happy.

I avoid sweets due to my diet.

Something light and airy, like a donut. It can't be too dense, though.

Something extremely sour!

Anything involving chocolate.

Hard candies are a go-to for me.

I like desserts I get to interact with, like those little dessert trays where you get to mix all the powders together.

Sweets aren't really my thing.

I actually like to have something savory as my dessert.

I like pastries, especially when they're fresh.

I like a good milkshake.

Any dessert that contains a lot of fruit!

Something that's both sweet and salty.

I've never felt a need to indulge in anything sweet.

Soft serve is my favorite.

I care more about the texture than the sweetness. There is a very specific texture or combination of textures I look for in a dessert.

Dark chocolate. The more bitter it is, the better.

The presentation of the dessert is important to me. I want something I can take a picture of and share with others.

I'm not picky - I'll enjoy basically anything.

I have a really weird and oddly specific dessert that I like, and some people find it strange.

Question 9. You see someone struggling to carry a box. Do you help?

I offer to help them out.

I offer to take care of it myself.

I pretend I didn't notice them and keep walking.

I consider tripping them for a laugh.

I offer to help out, but end up doing most of the work myself. Not that I mind.

I demand that they let me carry the box for them.

I want to help them, but I'm too anxious or nervous to speak up.

I get out of the area as quickly as possible. I do NOT want to be expected to help them out.

I wordlessly take the box from their arms and carry it myself, telling them to lead the way.

I scold the person for being so careless that they'd try to carry something too heavy without help. You're going to throw out your back!

I devise a creative way to carry the box more easily.

I try to help, but I'm not strong enough to really make a difference.

I offer to help, but in my eagerness I startle them and cause them to drop the box.

I use my own skills to carry the box without lifting a finger. Work smarter, not harder.

I ignore the person even if they ask for help. Not my problem.

It would be shameful of me to refuse to help someone when I am fully capable of helping them.

I'm actually getting a kick out of watching them struggle.

Instead of helping them physically, I give them a bunch of ideas about more strategic ways to carry this box. I'm the brains, not the brawn.

I would offer to help, but I wouldn't be excited about it.

I would offer to help, but I would probably mess up so profoundly that the box ends up destroyed and on the floor.