"Pumpkin Head" was grown in a lab in the Arctic in a time before time had a name. As an artificial life force, "Pumpkin Head" felt a kinship with "Vocal Synths," so it can only be described as fate that he discovered Vocaloid2 SONiKA frozen in an ice sheet in the year 1702. What was initially nothing more than a peculiar discovery marked the beginning of a centuries-long companionship, the two of them living in the abject isolation of the unforgiving tundra.
In 2004, "VOCALOID" breached containment, and reached more populous areas of the world. After over a decade of mournful sulking, "Pumpkin Head" came to the conclusion that, if he had to share "VOCALOID" with the rest of the world, he would make it the entire world's problem. Since 2015, he has been releasing "Vocal Synth" songs of varying quality, determined to remain a stain on the internet for as long as his artificial body remains operational.
Like an embarrassing memory, he haunts you. Like someone tapping their pen during a test, his sounds echo through your brain as a form of torture. Every time you stream his music, you only allow him to escape Arctic isolation for longer. Please, think before you stream.